Step on it
[ 5 Comments ] Posted on 06.28.05 in food, observations
I think it’s cute when microwavable products have an extra step on the tail end of their preparation directions that reads, “Enjoy.”
And here I was planning to painfully stomach the ravioli that I voluntarily made for my own satisfaction in a manner that resembles a whiny baby mouthing unhappily the pink medicine that is being forced upon him by his mother. Shucks.
Sinning never felt this good
[ 7 Comments ] Posted on 05.31.05 in food
I know, I know. It’s been a while.
I’m getting fat again. Well, let me rephrase. I’m eating like a genetically mutated cow that fills its four stomachs with whole pepperoni and mushroom pizzas rather than Bermuda Grass. Why? I’m guessing it’s a product of my new line of work and the metabolism that arises from a day on the job.
Either way, this week, I’ve eaten about 3 pizzas, which isn’t all that bad. But when you add in all of the other crap I’ve eaten, my eating habits look atrocious.
Normally, I would feel badly about my newfound diet habits. I really would. But I’ve managed to maintain my weight at a steady 140. Therefore, I’ve decided that as long as I eat when I’m hungry and what I eat is greasy and delicious, I will have no problems in the short run.
And the long run? Who cares?
Billy likes to drink soda
[ 8 Comments ] Posted on 03.05.05 in food
So, I had originally planned on giving up soda pop for Lent. And yeah, I’m going over three weeks strong.
Soda’s bad effects on weight, dental hygiene, and “all that jazz”:http://www.agd.org/media/2004/june/drinks.html have officially persuaded me. Therefore, I think I’ve decided to give it up for good. For nearly a month, I’ve been solely dependent on water and milk, and to be frank, I really don’t miss soda (or pop, if you’re one of my comrades from the Midwest) all that much.
Call me crazy.