Coming soon to a country club near you!
[ 8 Comments ] Posted on 07.20.05 in family, sports
We Petersons have a sad and sorry history when it comes to the game of golf. My father brought a new level of amateurism to the sport when he started way back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth and has since passed along the torch of suckiness to his two sons.
Yesterday, in an attempt to feel rich, my brother and I traveled out to a local course. We qualified it as such: he’s soon to be a lawyer, and lawyers need to golf. Anyhow, we teed off on the first hole with positive attitudes and optimistic outlooks. By the 18th green, however, our hopes and dreams were cut at the seams.
Ian and I started this par 53 course with boxes and boxes of shiny new golf balls. We finished the course with (very lenient) scores of 85 and 99, respectively, and one golf ball.
One ball.
By the 18th tee, we had managed to lose upwards of 20 balls and were forced to play the hole separately. I used the remaining ball to finalize my already miserable stroke count and then brought it back to the tee so that my brother could finish up the course. That, my friends, is Peterson golf at its finest.
Perhaps we should just stick to video games.
I like my odds
[ 4 Comments ] Posted on 01.07.05 in football, sports
I said it last year at this time, and I’m saying it again: The Seattle Seahawks are America’s new team.
See you in the Superbowl.
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EDIT: Never listen to me.
“We want the ball, and we’re going to score.”
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 01.05.04 in football, gambling, sports
Week one of NFL playoff action completed. Let’s go over my picks (Winner – My pick):
Titans (20) @ Ravens (17)
Cowboys (10) @ Panthers (29)
Seahawks (27) @ Packers (33)
Broncos (10) @ Colts (41)
I totally expected those gosh darn Seahawks to win, I even picked them in my Super Bowl pool. It was going to be beautiful: The most unlikely team would win it all, and I would say, “I told you so!” to all the people I bet against as I took their money. But now I just look stupid.
That’ll teach me to gamble.
With those stupid Seahawks.