Step on it

June 28th, 2005 / #food, #observations

I think it’s cute when microwavable products have an extra step on the tail end of their preparation directions that reads, “Enjoy.”

And here I was planning to painfully stomach the ravioli that I voluntarily made for my own satisfaction in a manner that resembles a whiny baby mouthing unhappily the pink medicine that is being forced upon him by his mother. Shucks.

comments (5)

There are 5 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Nathan T spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    yea thats the worst feeling, microwaivng something you kno is just nasty but eating it neway cuz theres nothing better haha

  2. Taryn spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Microwavable ravioli? That stuff was banned in my house. Chef Boy Are Di(?) never dared show his corporate italian face in my household.

  3. Trizis spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    i write steps on the to-go boxes i give people at my restaurant on how to re-heat and my final step is always “Die a painful death and rot in hell”…perhaps “Enjoy” would go over better.

  4. Vince spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    It’s Chef Boyardee. One word, it’s his name. Chef Boy Are Di doesn’t even make any sense, what is that suppose to mean? Chef Boyardee is a great man.

  5. Angus spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    The pink medicine is the best.

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